Funny Insults....

* Don't take this seriously and if you are a person who do not have a sense of humour, please DO NOT read any further*

1. You are so fat that when you go into a lift, it only can go one way. DOWN
2. You are so fat that when you want a water bed, they put a sheet over the Pacific Ocean.
3. You are so fat that your waist is the size of the equator.
4. You are so fat that when an elephant charge into you, it bounces off.
5. You are so fat that when you bend down, we'll lose an hour of day light.
6. You are so fat that I can see you from Pluto even if you are on Earth.
7. You are so fat that when you go to an all you can eat buffet, they have to put speed bumbs.
8. You are so fat that it takes a month to reach the top of your head.
9. You are so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive half way around you.
10. You are so fat that you can eat 3 whales for dinner.
11. You are so fat that Bill Gates can't afford your liposuction.
12. You are so fat that your cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
13. You are so fat that when you move, everyone yells " STAMPEDE"
14. You are so fat that when you go in the suns way, the whole earth goes dark.
15. You are so fat that your heights doesn't change whether you lie down or stand up.
16. You are so fat that you can reach the peak of Mount Everest in on step.
17. You are so fat that your picture falls of the wall.
18. You are so fat that it takes 5 cows yo make you one side of your shoe.
19. You are so fat that your belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
20. You are so fat that your picture takes 3 photo frames.
21. You are so fat that you make big bird look like a rubber duck.
22. You are so fat that you show up in the radar.
23. You are so fat that you make sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
24. You are so fat that when you run, you make all the car alarms go off.
25. You are so fat you have a smaller person orbiting around you.
26. You are so fat that if you watch a movie at the teathers, you'll be the only one there.
27. You are so fat that the horse on you polo t-shirt is real.
28. You are so fat that when you go bungee jumping, you bring the whole bridge down with you.
29. You are so fat that when you leave the beach, everybody shouts " THE COAST IS CLEAR"
30. You are so fat that when you step on a weighing scale, it says " ONE AT A TIME PLEASE"

Thats all about the funny insults and again please do not take it too seriously :-)